Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Stephen Miller caught masturbating while listening to immigrant children crying for their parents

By Darnell Washington, Newsophile Staff Writer

WASHINGTON -- According to several White House sources, Stephen Miller, who has been Special Advisor to President Trump since 2017, was recently caught masturbating in his West Wing office while listening to audio clips of children crying for the parents at a detention facility run by U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

The discovery of the self-pleasuring Miller was made by a member of the evening cleaning crew, who thought the office unoccupied due to the lights being off.

The crew member, who later reported the incident to her supervisor, reported seeing Miller 'sitting back in his chair and rubbing his penis as he listened to an audio tape with what sounded like the sounds of crying children.'

When the crew member glanced at his computer screen, she saw a headline indicating that the audio file was related to the controversial tape published online by ProPublica, a non-profit news organization.  She quickly left the office without being seen, since Mr. Miller was reportedly, 'moaning softly with his eyes closed.'

When reached for comment, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders replied by email, "What Mr. Miller does in his private office is his own business.  That member of the cleaning crew has been discharged, and may be charged with invasion of privacy."