Friday, November 7, 2008

Rush Limbaugh labels Obama landslide victory "uppity"

By Lillian Rasmussen and Darnell Washington, Newsophile Staff Writers

WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- After injecting himself into the Democratic primary earlier this year with "Operation Chaos," which was intended to cause inter-party infighting and weaken Democratic unity, conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has refused to concede the defeat of John McCain, referring to Barack Obama's landslide as 'uppity.'

"Not only was this so-called victory nothing more than a rather uppity challenge to conservative values," Limbaugh argued on his radio show Thursday morning, "but by naming Rahm Israel Emanuel as White House Chief of Staff, that place will turn into nothing more than some hymietown version of the south side of Chicago."

A food lover, Limbaugh is also concerned about the impact to the White House kitchen. "You mark my words, ladies and gentlemen: on the menu will be lox with fried chicken and watermelon with matzo. And forget ham for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner anywhere. May God help this country."