Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Nancy Reagan smokes strong cannabis sativa, falls and breaks her pelvis

By Darnell Washington, Newsophile Staff Writer

LOS ANGELES -- Former first lady Nancy Reagan, 87, apparently broke her pelvis several days ago and, after experiencing persistent pain, checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

However, a routine blood toxicology report conducted when she was admitted showed the presence of cannabis sativa, a strain called "Demon's Breath OG" she later admitted was legally purchased from a medical marijuana dispensary near her Bel Air home.

"You try living alone at 87," the famous anti-drug crusader of the 1980s reportedly told the phlebotomist who took the blood sample. "At least with that 'Demon's Breath' whatchamacallit, which my son Ronnie bought for me as a birthday present, everything that's wrong with the world today is funny." Reagan also admitted that, in retrospect, her "No on Drugs" campaign should have excluded marijuana. "It makes me feel like I'm 67 again!" she said.